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Maggie's Minge
I was working as a lifeguard at the local swimming pool. All day the gits I worked with had been winding me up about it being "nudey night" - the hiring of the pool by local naturists. At least I thought they were winding me up.

After we'd shut to the public, and the disabled group (the self-named "Sealions" - a great name for a 'tard swimming club, no?) were back licking the windows of their bus, hoardes of pensioners turn up. Ah. Senior citizens gala, I tried to fool myself...

Next thing I knew, the place was swarming with naked old people. Dozens and dozens of the wrinkly buggers. Think Margaret Thatcher on a cold day. Problem was, that horrific sight was enough to get this 16 year olds hormones pumping.

Cue two hours spent hand-in-shorts-pocket, desperately trying to conceal a raging boner against the inside of my thigh.

I didn't get off on the spastics though.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 23:30, More)