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Ex-Jehovah's Witness Top Ten
I was raised as a Jehovahís Witness but left Ďthe truthí when I was sixteen. Fourteen years (of therapy) later I can now share with you my top ten favourite things about being an atheist.

Ten - Xmas and Birthday Presents.
Itís a bit fucking late though Ė now Iím old enough to have to buy them for other people as well.

Nine - The Devils Music
He really does have all the best tunes

Eight - Saturday Morning Telly
Can you imagine a childhood without Noel Edmonds and Chris Tarrant? ErÖ

Seven - Being Apostate
A kind of excommunication. It means JWs arenít allowed to talk to you. Top Tip eh? See em run

Six - Eating Black Pudding
Folk always bleat on about the blood transfusion thing. But what about that tasty forbidden blood sausage people? What about the blood sausage?

Five - Anal
Wrong-love with a capital A

Four - Drugs
Need I explain?

Three - Metaphysical Peace of Mind
I rest easy knowing the fate of the universe does not hinge upon the contents of my fry-up

Two - Mental Privacy
Knowing I can wank-fantasize about anything without the fear that god is reading my mind

They donít! Can you imagine banning something so unconditionally cool from childhood? Itís the equivalent of denying the existence of pirates, ninjas, lasers and gold all at once! Iíll never forgive the fucknuts.

Oh, and to all those pissed off by the Saturday morning pests I apologise with the condition that you spare a thought for any poor JW kids you encounter, whoíve no doubt been forced into suits and dragged to your doorstep. Secretly theyíre all dreaming of dinosaurs.
(Wed 1st Feb 2006, 18:05, More)