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I have a strange life.
And I am also a very amateur vegan.
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AvacadoPlatypus at gmail dot kahm.
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I have a strange life.
And I am also a very amateur vegan.
Current members:
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Platypus' Syndrome | |
Cause: | thinking too hard |
Symptoms: | swearing, dislike of modern architecture, delusions, blocked nose |
Cure: | acupuncture |
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» Where is the strangest place you have slept?
It started off as a typical drunken night of carousing at a friend's house.
Then suddenly everyone got naked.
I have dim memories of posing for pictures absolutely starkers with my male and female friends, combined with furious scribblings with a permanent marker over various body parts. There was also some anatomy comparison. At one point everyone, ladies included, lined up against the railing of the porch (it was January), and pissed off the railing to the ground two stories below.
I woke up in the morning on the couch buck naked, hungover, and with a treasure map scribbled in permanent marker all over my torso. The "X" was marked over my left breast. Suddenly now very confused I tiptoed through the house to find all of my friends with CDCs on various parts of their anatomy, also naked, and slumped over furniture.
After everyone woke up we all ate breakfast and never spoke of it again.
I never did find the treasure.
(Sat 30th Dec 2006, 4:05, More)
It started off as a typical drunken night of carousing at a friend's house.
Then suddenly everyone got naked.
I have dim memories of posing for pictures absolutely starkers with my male and female friends, combined with furious scribblings with a permanent marker over various body parts. There was also some anatomy comparison. At one point everyone, ladies included, lined up against the railing of the porch (it was January), and pissed off the railing to the ground two stories below.
I woke up in the morning on the couch buck naked, hungover, and with a treasure map scribbled in permanent marker all over my torso. The "X" was marked over my left breast. Suddenly now very confused I tiptoed through the house to find all of my friends with CDCs on various parts of their anatomy, also naked, and slumped over furniture.
After everyone woke up we all ate breakfast and never spoke of it again.
I never did find the treasure.
(Sat 30th Dec 2006, 4:05, More)
» Have you ever seen a dead body?
My late husband.
I eloped back in October and we were married for five weeks. Then he got in a freak car accident; the results being suddenly and violently lethal. He never wore a seatbelt. I'd left that day on a business trip, came back the next day. It was actually a relief to see his body because it didn't look anything like him. More like something out of a movie. I couldn't cry.
In a way it was comforting, because even though he was dead, he still smelled the same, and I got to lay my head on his chest one last time.
(Sat 1st Mar 2008, 2:33, More)
My late husband.
I eloped back in October and we were married for five weeks. Then he got in a freak car accident; the results being suddenly and violently lethal. He never wore a seatbelt. I'd left that day on a business trip, came back the next day. It was actually a relief to see his body because it didn't look anything like him. More like something out of a movie. I couldn't cry.
In a way it was comforting, because even though he was dead, he still smelled the same, and I got to lay my head on his chest one last time.
(Sat 1st Mar 2008, 2:33, More)