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» The Weird Kid In Class
Victor Wall
There was a kid at our school called Victor Wall. Word was that as he got older, people realised he was a bit "Dim" so he had to take all the usual tests. The results were that there is a line between "Educationally sub-normal" and mentally disabled and he was the line! He wasn't in my year so I didn't actually know him but a few years after he left school, he was arrested for sexually interfering with a horse. It's alright though, it was a female horse so at least he's not gay!
I also heard that several years later, the police went round his house and caught him shagging his Mum.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 13:41, More)
Victor Wall
There was a kid at our school called Victor Wall. Word was that as he got older, people realised he was a bit "Dim" so he had to take all the usual tests. The results were that there is a line between "Educationally sub-normal" and mentally disabled and he was the line! He wasn't in my year so I didn't actually know him but a few years after he left school, he was arrested for sexually interfering with a horse. It's alright though, it was a female horse so at least he's not gay!
I also heard that several years later, the police went round his house and caught him shagging his Mum.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 13:41, More)
» School Trips
My favourite
school trip was not because of something that happened to me. It didn't even happen on the trip so I hope it still counts!
In the third year of secondary school, our whole year(apart from the usual collection of poor kids and assorted mongs) went to visit the Imperial war museum in london. The trip was great fun and nothing of great excitement happened until the next day at school.
We were told that while we were in London, all the left-behinds has joint lessons during the day. During the Maths lesson, PETER KENT put his hand up to be excused. As it wasn't long 'til the end of the lesson, the teacher said no and all further URGENT requests were given the same answer. A few minutes later, the kid behind PETER KENT said "Eurgghhh, what's that smell?". Much hilarity ensued as PETER KENT ran off to the bogs with shite running down his leg. Over 20 years ago and I still remember PETER KENT, from KINGSHILL SCHOOL in CIRENCESTER fudgeing his kex!
(Fri 8th Dec 2006, 9:08, More)
My favourite
school trip was not because of something that happened to me. It didn't even happen on the trip so I hope it still counts!
In the third year of secondary school, our whole year(apart from the usual collection of poor kids and assorted mongs) went to visit the Imperial war museum in london. The trip was great fun and nothing of great excitement happened until the next day at school.
We were told that while we were in London, all the left-behinds has joint lessons during the day. During the Maths lesson, PETER KENT put his hand up to be excused. As it wasn't long 'til the end of the lesson, the teacher said no and all further URGENT requests were given the same answer. A few minutes later, the kid behind PETER KENT said "Eurgghhh, what's that smell?". Much hilarity ensued as PETER KENT ran off to the bogs with shite running down his leg. Over 20 years ago and I still remember PETER KENT, from KINGSHILL SCHOOL in CIRENCESTER fudgeing his kex!
(Fri 8th Dec 2006, 9:08, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Silly Cunts
On the bus stop next to the petrol station in Churchdown. "Your dad sucks cooks". The fuckers couldn't even spell "COCKS" properly.
(Mon 7th May 2007, 22:55, More)
Silly Cunts
On the bus stop next to the petrol station in Churchdown. "Your dad sucks cooks". The fuckers couldn't even spell "COCKS" properly.
(Mon 7th May 2007, 22:55, More)
» * PFFT *
When I was at school
everybody called me "Seg" because it rhymed with "egg" which is what my farts smelled like. My proudest moment had to be when at the beginning of a drama lesson, I droppped my guts and it was so bad, the teacher had to open the huge doors at the side of the drama studio. I wonder what the headmaster thought as he could see 20+ students leaning out of the door and gagging.
(Mon 16th Jul 2007, 17:54, More)
When I was at school
everybody called me "Seg" because it rhymed with "egg" which is what my farts smelled like. My proudest moment had to be when at the beginning of a drama lesson, I droppped my guts and it was so bad, the teacher had to open the huge doors at the side of the drama studio. I wonder what the headmaster thought as he could see 20+ students leaning out of the door and gagging.
(Mon 16th Jul 2007, 17:54, More)