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my name is peter i am 10 and a half i like trains when i grow up i wnat to be a trian driver

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» Never Meet Your Heroes

Not me again...
My dad told me a story about how he met Bon Jovi in Moscow.

It was still soviet USSR in those days and there were only two hotels that Westerners stayed in. Bon Jovi were playing Moscow at the time and they happened to be staying in the same hotel.

On their last night before leaving for the UK, my dad and his pals had decided to have a bit of a party in the hotel bar and stockpiled as many bottles of vodka as they could. Bon Jovi came back to the hotel after their show to find they couldn't get a drink because the six scousers in the corner had bought it all.

So they came over to try and buy a bottle and get told to either sit down or fuck off. Jon BJ got the hump and went to his room but the rest of the band stayed and joined the party.

I thought it was a bullshit story until I saw the photos...
(Thu 1st Jun 2006, 13:04, More)

» The Weird Kid In Class

was skinny and speccy and didn't really talk to anyone. At breaks he used to walk laps of the yard, counting the bricks in the wall.

As it was, he turned out to be a sound guy - I think he had some sort of photographic memory. I used to see him in Smiths reading the BASIC code they'd print in the middle of Your Sinclair. He'd put the magazine back on the shelf and then on Monday, he'd have some new game or program using the bits he'd memorised.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 16:27, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

Not me...
My mate picked up Simon Pegg in his taxi once. Tried to start a conversation as you do and got told to shut the fuck up.

Guess it was that time of the month although I have heard elsewhere that Pegg is a cock.
(Thu 1st Jun 2006, 12:43, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

A mural as opposed to graffiti...
In a pub called The Albany as I recall:

(Wed 9th May 2007, 0:16, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Not shopped
Someone decided to use a marker to make this charming alteration to Canary Wharf DLR station, every inch of which is covered by CCTV cameras I'm told.

(Mon 7th May 2007, 1:15, More)
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