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» Clients Are Stupid

Aww, bless.
I was part teaching a Science lesson with a Year 8 class, and we'd decided to do something simple for them, continuing with the last lessons theme of aerodynamics, so we had them all make an advertisement for a new super swish product that had the main selling point of being highly aerodynamic and streamlined. All was going as usual until I came across one childs poster. Her product, the highly aerodynamic, designed for speed product was a parachute, the main point of said product being to make things fall slower, and be about as aerodynamic as, well, a parachute. Which made both of us teachers laugh, quite a lot...
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 13:03, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

I used to work in a supermarket,
and the majority of customers there are thicker than two short planks, easily. One of the worst i've ever had was when I was in an aisle, and a customer came up to me and asked where the jam was. I replied that it was behind them. They turned around, and then turned back and asked me if I was sure. I said yes. They turned back and stared at the shelves dumbly while I escaped to slack off elsewhere...
(Sun 28th Dec 2003, 22:59, More)