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Turned out nice again!
(Fri 13th Oct 2023, 20:25, More)

This fits this image challenge
better than the image challenge I originally made it for!
(Wed 5th Jul 2023, 19:55, More)

stock image
(Sun 18th Jun 2023, 18:22, More)

would play

(Sat 6th Aug 2022, 17:35, More)


(Wed 20th Jan 2021, 12:23, More)

ceiling cat is watching you grout

(Mon 5th Oct 2020, 12:22, More)

Take that mask off...

...put it back on!
(Mon 20th Jul 2020, 19:20, More)

"that bitch Sue Ellen has put me on a diet"

(Wed 8th Jul 2020, 14:24, More)

Mind the piss

(Wed 27th May 2020, 7:41, More)


(Mon 11th May 2020, 11:43, More)

(Mon 27th Apr 2020, 20:04, More)

"it's old man munch"

(Tue 21st Apr 2020, 21:20, More)

scary stuff

(Sun 6th Jan 2019, 1:20, More)

reduces the world record time by some margin

(Thu 3rd Jan 2019, 22:46, More)

Kubrick's sequel is looking promising!

(Mon 4th Jan 2016, 14:36, More)

Homophone nonsense!

(Thu 29th Oct 2015, 14:00, More)

Best answers to questions:

» DIY disasters

DIY disaster
I once hit my thumb with a hammer.
(Mon 7th Apr 2008, 18:41, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Doctor Doctor
I used to really struggle with the thought that I was a Tenon saw!

How are you now?

I'm Coping!
(Tue 14th Jun 2022, 14:42, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

I don't understand how people get Jimmy Carr and Alan Carr confused
Jimmy Carr is the one with the bad teeth
(Fri 17th Sep 2021, 13:18, More)