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Does what it says on the tin. A council officer who is bored.

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» My computer gave away my secrets

Not in front of the children!
Imagine this idyllic family scene; me preparing lunch in the kitchen, my stepdaughter and her two friends quietly tearing round the flat creating havoc and tormenting the cat while my husband is looking at porn on the laptop.

My husband excuses himself to go somewhere more private, forgetting to close down the web site that has caused his sudden need for privacy. The kids ask me if they can play Harry Potter on my husband’s laptop, so I agree and click on his user name…

“EEEUGGH THAT’S GROSS!!”
(Tue 14th Feb 2006, 19:51, More)

» Insults

A tenant of a flat near ours ...
... used to wander the estate shouting "grrrrrr .... WANKDOG!!!"

Later we worked for the same council housing office and found that the tenant used to write long letters making free use of this lovely word. It's now our favourite swear.
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 21:30, More)