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» Lies Your Parents Told You

Crap
when returning from the toilets on a beach in Florida, my father expressed his delight with his efforts saying "that was a good c-rap (sea rap)". My mother quickly interviened to say that he meant there was a big wave that had just crashed on the beach.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 15:20, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

9 years, 1 month and 28 days
Have no recollection of how I got to the site initially. Became massively addicted very quickly and it took over a lot of my working days. The quality of humour produced by the board was excellent.

At the very first bash I met a ludicrously trusting and generous gentleman by the name of Dr Nick Riviera, who produced his cheerished 'vaporizer' for me to borrow. It led to me buying my own and having a very hazy 12 months afterwards....the bastard!

I'm still constantly checking back to review the main board and links as it's still such a great place to waste time and chuckle.
(Wed 14th Sep 2011, 14:09, More)

» Heckles

Comedy club just outside Richmond
The funny Tim Vine was headlining, sadly some arse who made crap innuendos using football terminology (always goes down well with a mixed gender crowd) hops on stage. Half way through a joke, a female member of the audience simply shouted "TAXI?".

he walked off - job doen.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 14:47, More)