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» Ignoring Instructions

Two ovens. Two smoke filled occasions.
When we moved one time, we got a new fancy schmancy oven. My mother went to 'test it out' and proceeded to bake the INSTRUCTIONS. Plastic bag, paper, and all. Smoke filled kitchen number one.

We had that oven for a few years..until it broke or something. We got another new one. Cue my mom using it for the first time(was a flat topped one) and BAKING THE INSTRUCTIONS yet again. Smoke everywhere and a bonus plastic coating to be BURNED every time the oven was used for a while.

Now we always make sure to check for anything that might be inside appliances that includes heat. Including toasters which somehow allways seem to have bread wrapper plastic 'decor' on the sides.




*sigh*
(Sun 7th May 2006, 2:26, More)

» Missing body parts

Lost a chunk of my eyebrow :(
From an eyebrow ring gone wrong. My fault entirely however, the eyebrow isn't meant to have a GIANT safety pin stuck through it. Luckily I was able to hide it under my hair until my sister ratted on me.


Later, after being bitched out by my dad(whom of course was told by my mother) for my teenage stupidity, I took it out. Yes, the same day I stuck it in there. BAD IDEA. Scar tissue galore resulting from the trauma of the giant safety pin/other factors.

A few months later, for my birthday, I got it repierced. BAD IDEA. Scar tissue holds nothing. I was brushing my hair out of my eyes one night, and my hair appeared to have been harboring an eyebrow bar. :'( Good thing is, I didn't feel a thing. Bad news is I still have a very noticable scar. The eyebrow hairs are gone in a small little patch.

I wish I had a more exciting story to tell, like I got knifed by a Ninja or something. *sigh*
(Fri 2nd Jun 2006, 3:59, More)

» Dad stories

Ahh, I've got so many.
Whenever there's Lady Gaga or Kesha blasting in this house...you know who it is. My dad. Yes. even had me make him a Lady Gaga ringtone, haha. Strange indeed.
(Thu 25th Nov 2010, 19:03, More)

» Unusual talents

I can sew my lips shut.
Since I've got seven piercings on my lip alone, I can run thread through the little holes and sew my entire mouth shut ;)
(Thu 18th Nov 2010, 21:10, More)

» Too much information

This whole thing is TMI.
This is going to sound fake but I SWEAR it's true, I wish it wasn't though as I'm now almost afraid of internet, haha. Anyways, on to the story. I had clicked a dodgy link on a fairly dodgy website I frequent..and all was well until.....wait, what the hell? I spot a familiar face. Can it be?? OH MY GOD IT'S A GOOD HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND OF MINE. I swear to God. It was him. Tattoo and all. He was going by a fake porn name or whatever, and what was worse was the fact it was gay porn :( And I recognized after looking around that I knew exactly where the pictures and video had been shot. I wanted to curl up in a ball and die...but of course..it wasn't all that bad and I was always curious anyhow...
Apparently, noone else knows, so I have so hardcore blackmail on him if he ever crosses me :]

*I swear this story is 100% true!!!!!*
(Tue 11th Sep 2007, 14:17, More)