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continuing adventures in hoverland

(Sat 12th Jul 2003, 19:28, More)


(Sun 13th Apr 2003, 3:01, More)


clicky big

(Sun 13th Apr 2003, 2:22, More)


(Sat 29th Mar 2003, 18:47, More)


clicky big

(Sun 19th Jan 2003, 23:31, More)


(Sat 18th Jan 2003, 17:41, More)


clicky biggify

(Mon 6th Jan 2003, 21:24, More)


this was *so* much better in my head
(Sat 4th Jan 2003, 0:14, More)

with apologies to tedmus

hope you don't mind!
(Sat 21st Dec 2002, 0:38, More)


(Sat 12th Oct 2002, 19:15, More)

Poor NoHands

we've made him an attention junkie, and now he hates being out of the spotlight
(Sat 12th Oct 2002, 12:59, More)

why dolphins jump

(Fri 4th Oct 2002, 20:36, More)

ladies & gentlemen....i give you the cooputer

after nearly burning my tea for the millionth time tonight, i demand that someone makes this
(Mon 2nd Sep 2002, 20:54, More)

always thought there was something weird about this pair

can't quite put me finger on it though...
(Tue 13th Aug 2002, 21:27, More)


(Mon 12th Aug 2002, 22:55, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Clients Are Stupid

i work in IT support for a newspaper
and have come to look at journalists in a whole new light. many stories, but my favourite is the guy who rang down in a panic, as he needed to save something onto floppy to take out the office, but kept getting a message saying the drive was inaccessible. it didn't sound like he was doing anything wrong, so i went up to his desk to have a look. i watched him try to save the file, saw the error message appear, then happened to notice a floppy disk sitting on his desk.
me: 'is this the disk you're trying to save to? it should probably be in the drive.'
journo: 'oh shit. please don't tell anyone about this.'
(Thu 1st Jan 2004, 23:12, More)