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Nothing to see here. Just usual bandwaggon shit.

If you want to know what I look like....picture Shola Ameobi. Only shorter, fatter, whiter and poorer.

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» Worst Nicknames Ever

During my secondary school years..
...I had an inexplicable fondness for wet-look hair gel. I wouldn't leave the house unless I had made my hair look like an oil tanker had spilt it's load over a beautiful coastline. The hair gel scenario itself didn't earn me a nickname until one day I had turned up to school, gelled up as ever only for my side burns to decide that they were going to become the fluffeh-est mutton chops the world had ever seen.

Some spare cunt from my french class decided to call me pube-sids from then on.....unfortunately for me, the cunting name stuck.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 19:04, More)

» Shit Claims to Fame II

I'm related to John Craggs
I think that sums it up.
(Fri 21st Sep 2012, 16:42, More)