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» The worst sex I ever had
Does size matter? Yes yes it does
Mine happened not too long ago, my friend had a party and a lad i had my eye on, it seemed had his eye on me aswell. So later on that night im asleep in my friends mum's room, and he comes and wakes me up n we start to get freaky, as it were. He's rubbing me n im rubbing him etc etc, i was enjoying myself until he pulled out the tiniest cock ive ever seen. Now usually size doesnt matter and im not a lover of a huge sausage to be honest, but this was ridiculous. He put the on the jonathan ross, only to have have of it hanging off as it was too big and started to thrust it inside me, not that i could feel anything seriously. And because the condom was too big he kept popping out. In the end he pulled out and attempted to fix the condom, so i rolled over and pretended to be asleep.
Length? I wish!
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 11:56, More)
Does size matter? Yes yes it does
Mine happened not too long ago, my friend had a party and a lad i had my eye on, it seemed had his eye on me aswell. So later on that night im asleep in my friends mum's room, and he comes and wakes me up n we start to get freaky, as it were. He's rubbing me n im rubbing him etc etc, i was enjoying myself until he pulled out the tiniest cock ive ever seen. Now usually size doesnt matter and im not a lover of a huge sausage to be honest, but this was ridiculous. He put the on the jonathan ross, only to have have of it hanging off as it was too big and started to thrust it inside me, not that i could feel anything seriously. And because the condom was too big he kept popping out. In the end he pulled out and attempted to fix the condom, so i rolled over and pretended to be asleep.
Length? I wish!
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 11:56, More)
» Inappropriate crushes
Ohh many a crush of the inappropriate variety ...
mostly from high school, and seeing as i carried on at the 6th form and im still there i still get to see most of them which relights the fire once in a while.
There was my y10 & 11 German teacher who i actually thought i was in love with, used to make up excuses to walk past the language rooms to get a glimpse of her. My form room was right next door to her form aswell so i got to start the day with a 5 second glimpse of her, ooohh .... Oh and she lived near me and because i knew the number plate of her car i would look out for it on my way home, rather disturbing now i think about it. Got pissed at the leavers do and told her how much i loved her ... doesnt really look me in the eye anymore.
My y10 & 11 science teacher, and utter babe! He's a 6ft skinhead with a big round belly and about 30 years old but i still fancy him like mad! Still see him now and harrass him at every possible opportunity.
My 6th form geography teacher. About 40 years old with whispy grey hair and about 4ft tall but thers just something about him that makes me all warm down there. In fact i have geography with him tomorrow, looking forward to discussing his volcanic magma exploding all over my plate boundary ...
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 16:01, More)
Ohh many a crush of the inappropriate variety ...
mostly from high school, and seeing as i carried on at the 6th form and im still there i still get to see most of them which relights the fire once in a while.
There was my y10 & 11 German teacher who i actually thought i was in love with, used to make up excuses to walk past the language rooms to get a glimpse of her. My form room was right next door to her form aswell so i got to start the day with a 5 second glimpse of her, ooohh .... Oh and she lived near me and because i knew the number plate of her car i would look out for it on my way home, rather disturbing now i think about it. Got pissed at the leavers do and told her how much i loved her ... doesnt really look me in the eye anymore.
My y10 & 11 science teacher, and utter babe! He's a 6ft skinhead with a big round belly and about 30 years old but i still fancy him like mad! Still see him now and harrass him at every possible opportunity.
My 6th form geography teacher. About 40 years old with whispy grey hair and about 4ft tall but thers just something about him that makes me all warm down there. In fact i have geography with him tomorrow, looking forward to discussing his volcanic magma exploding all over my plate boundary ...
(Wed 4th Oct 2006, 16:01, More)