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» Lies I told on my CV

Data security
When I am bored and underemployed I search Limewire for passwords (try passwords.txt) and fill in the gaps in peoples C.V,s, often at online sites. For some reason there are now a number of Indian I.T wannabes who list their hobbies as murder+farting bumfun or setting fire to things - buggers were probably after my job. Amazingly most of these are still up after many months showing that I should have added attention to details as one of there many skills along with perl and c++.
(Sat 8th Jul 2006, 18:10, More)

» Relief

Blah blah blah, baalim bedim brim dim forelimb grim gym him hymn jim limb limn outswim passim prim purim rim scrim shim skim slim swim tim trim vim whim aught besought bethought bought brought caught distraught forethought fought fraught ghat handwrought hardbought naught nought onslaught ought outfought sought taught taut thought uncaught unsought untaught unthought wrought.
(Sun 23rd Dec 2012, 17:28, More)

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HoN (couldn't resist)
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist the first fun deviation from the official weekly theme in AGES, so - www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=REE8BQS&key=AAV . WTF? now I know it's a joke, mind you they let me into the US through the very stern INS checkpoint last year so it can't be that bad.
(Thu 20th Sep 2007, 3:29, More)