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» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

I like making special fry-ups
I use tiny chipolata sausages, slices of bacon cut up to make mini rashers, carve bread into quarters for small toast and then - best of all - make miniature fried eggs from quails' eggs. It's a micro-breakfast - I eat it with a big serving spoon and feel just like the BFG!
(Tue 18th Mar 2008, 16:47, More)

» Terrible food

Ahhh Japan...
as everyone knows, a place famous for its sparkling, whale-free seas.

Whilst living there I decided to try this delicacy, and what better way to enjoy its full flavour than to consume a full slab of it raw?

It was a bit like fishy steak, only it continued to bleed whilst it sat on my plate, like a silent accusation.

Next day, when it came time to 'Free Willy', he was surprisingly firm - although he did re-enter the water with a joyful splash.
(Sat 19th May 2007, 12:23, More)

» Shit Stories: Part Number Two

I can't wait for 'Mix Tapes part 2'
all of those stories will be 'shit' too
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 16:50, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Has anyone seen the mighty kick-boxing film 'Ong-bak'?
There are a few interesting pieces of graffiti hidden in some of the scenes. During the rickshaw chase I spotted "We are waiting for you Steven Spielberg".

I usually only use the pause button for booby spotting.

(Tue 8th May 2007, 10:56, More)

» Your first cigarette

If we can click 'I like this'
for QOTW suggestions, home come it keeps being a shit one?

Have we lost our democratic rights?

b3ta revolution!

Let's all burn our bras and line rich people up against a wall.

In order of height or something cruel like that.
(Thu 27th Mar 2008, 13:47, More)
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