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» My Collection

Oh yeah, and another one.
I managed to embarrass my friend at uni once, when I went to visit her. I can't remember exactly how the conversation with several of her hall mates started but it went:-

Beccy: "I've run out of batteries for my vibrator!"
Me: "What! All of them?"
Beccy: "Oh no, they didn't know I had 10!"

* What was particularly embarrassing about having 10 when just having owned up to having one, I don't know...

Meh! Do I look like I care?
(Sat 13th Jan 2007, 22:31, More)

» My Collection

Mental images...
...of women in nice lacy hot pink ‘Brazilian’ knickers that show their asses off!
(Fri 12th Jan 2007, 23:20, More)

» My Collection

I collect tickets from display cabinet labelling conventions
...and they're all nicely recorded in my database of tickets from display cabinet labelling conventions.

Meh! Do I look like I care?
(Fri 12th Jan 2007, 21:14, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

Slightly off topic, but...
Way back, when I was at Uni, people from our halls used to hang out at the nearest pub. Co-incidentally, but entirely unrelated, this pub was apparently the local hangout of Terrorvision.

Anyway, through the window, of the pub one day we saw none other than children's TV presenter and animal worrier* Terry Nutkins. The girly scream of "Oh my god it's Terry Nutkins" from one of the lads was earpiercing. Several of the gang didn't know what to do with themselves, and were jumping up and down in their seats, and after a short indecisive panic, rushed out into the car park to meet him. There are girls who have met Robbie Williams who don't get as excited as these guys!

* Okay, a little bit of poetic license has been used.

Apologies for being off topic and lack of discernable humour.
(Sat 27th May 2006, 14:28, More)

» School Trips

Another lame one, but...
...worth it just for the sheer stupidity.

I still don't understand why Jody was surprised that the bus was stopped by the police following us, after he stuck his finger up at them from the back seat of the bus!
(Sat 9th Dec 2006, 14:28, More)
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