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» Blood

Tail amputation
I shut my dogs tail in the car door today. It would have been ok, except he panicked and jumped 3 feet into the air pulling the tail out of the door but leaving the fur and skin behind. Cue one skinned tail to the bone. Blood everywhere, tails apparently bleed an awful lot. Rushed dog to vet, on arrival inside of car looks like someone had been murdered on back seat. £312 later and the poor bugger has got half a tail and is high as a kite coming down off the drugs the vet administered. Worst thing is, the dog in his state of shock "emptied" himself in the car too. Really don't know how I can face cleaning it up. Thank Christ its a company car.
(Sat 9th Aug 2008, 15:22, More)

» Work Experience

Work experience
I thought I was one of the lucky ones when I was picked by the local vets to spend two weeks work experience with them. It involved:

* Cleaning up poo
* Watching the vet put cuddly fluffy bunnies to sleep
* Carrying said bunny to freezer before being cremated
* Being covered in dog vomit by dog being operated on. Dog then died.
* Helping carry dead vomit dog to freezer
* Assisting in cat castration

Then it was time for lunch.

I had a pot noodle.

The experience scarred me for life.

I decided to work in an office instead.
(Fri 11th May 2007, 18:42, More)