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» Airport Stories

Holy like swiss cheese
I was 9 (this was 1993) me and the family went to heathrow to welcome back my Grandma from her NZ holiday, me and my cousin thought it would be nice to let of some party poppers when she came through arrivals, cue 3 sub machine gun barrels pointing at my chest , a lot of shouting, and a little bit of wee coming out. I was royally in trouble for that one
(Thu 9th Mar 2006, 13:45, More)

» Heckles

STOP WITH THE FOOD MUMMA HECKLES They're not funny, especially after being repeated 18 times!
Comedy night at uni in freshers week,

Comedian picks on a random student:-
" Whats that your drinking?"

The student replies

"Horlicks, though your sending me to sleep more than the drink is"

The comdeian never recovered
(Wed 12th Apr 2006, 12:29, More)