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Which Website are You?
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» Oldies vs Computers
Part of my job is to teach old fuckers how to use a computer.
I don't know much myself.
Often when showing them how to use a mouse and keyboard for the first time, I hear 'never mind all that how do I get on this internet thingy I keep hearing about?'.
Bless them. But if it wasn't for them I'd be out of a job.
(Fri 22nd Sep 2006, 15:13, More)
Part of my job is to teach old fuckers how to use a computer.
I don't know much myself.
Often when showing them how to use a mouse and keyboard for the first time, I hear 'never mind all that how do I get on this internet thingy I keep hearing about?'.
Bless them. But if it wasn't for them I'd be out of a job.
(Fri 22nd Sep 2006, 15:13, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
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Reading some of these made me cry a bit.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 13:28, More)
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Reading some of these made me cry a bit.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 13:28, More)
» I just don't get it
Just about every conversation on the board these days.
There seems to be a lot of stuff I've missed somewhere.
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 15:11, More)
Just about every conversation on the board these days.
There seems to be a lot of stuff I've missed somewhere.
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 15:11, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
My mum told me...
...that if I didn't stop being bad I would be put into care.
She lied.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 17:09, More)
My mum told me...
...that if I didn't stop being bad I would be put into care.
She lied.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 17:09, More)
» Dad Jokes
I'm a dad over thirty and have noticed that...
...the older we get the more enjoyment we get out of doing the same joke over and over again.
There's a point where a joke gets tired and old but carry it on and the fact that you keep doing it, and everyone else is annoyed, becomes the joke.
My favourite is 'no it's not hot' when one of my kids says 'What?'
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 12:25, More)
I'm a dad over thirty and have noticed that...
...the older we get the more enjoyment we get out of doing the same joke over and over again.
There's a point where a joke gets tired and old but carry it on and the fact that you keep doing it, and everyone else is annoyed, becomes the joke.
My favourite is 'no it's not hot' when one of my kids says 'What?'
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 12:25, More)