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» School Sports Day

Highschool Swimming Carnival.
The players: My dry-humoured mate (DHM); Kid-A sporting a rubber swimming cap; Kid-B, younger brother of Kid-A, sporting a piece of gaffer tape binding two of the toes on his left foot together.

DHM to Kid-A: "What's he got that on for?"
Kid-A: "Buggered toe."
DHM (looking at Kid-A's cap): "Is that why you've got that on?"
(Fri 31st Mar 2006, 9:39, More)