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Here's all my Star Wars matchbox covers.


And here's tahkcalb's robot what he made for me as part of his uber cool project

FIEND gave me the clap........ before he flounced the fuck out of here.

I received a trophy from Prodge

Recent front page messages:

USB !! .......................this is well old in the pea, but hey........fuck you !!

(Tue 8th Sep 2015, 20:18, More)

" I'll get my coat " *

* C.R.MacIntosh
(Fri 31st May 2013, 11:40, More)

I found this, apparently it was the only frame left after the city's total destruction!

(Thu 7th Oct 2010, 15:19, More)

arnold shortzenegger

i dreamt of this last night, *shudder*
(Mon 19th Oct 2009, 10:17, More)


(Mon 23rd Mar 2009, 17:29, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Expensive Mistakes

Fitted a couple of dodgy 'O' rings
(Thu 25th Oct 2007, 11:36, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Why did Her majesty go to the dentist?
Because she didn't 'queen' her teeth
(Wed 13th May 2020, 21:59, More)

» What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?

I believed that thunder was caused by two clouds bumping into each other. My mum had told me so, so I was most annoyed when the teacher at school didn't believe me..!
(Thu 19th Jan 2012, 13:25, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

I can't remember how I stumbled across b3ta
I do remember waiting for my L plates to disappear before doing my first post so I would fit in. Luckily I fucked it up and got a damn good flaming anyway.
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 11:26, More)