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» Pathological Liars
walk in the park
When we were small my dad used to take us to the park.
He always told us the sign in the middle of the pond said
'Do not feed the crocodiles'
When I learned to read I told him it said 'Fishing prohibited'.
His reply?
'They must have moved the crocodiles'
(Tue 4th Dec 2007, 11:31, More)
walk in the park
When we were small my dad used to take us to the park.
He always told us the sign in the middle of the pond said
'Do not feed the crocodiles'
When I learned to read I told him it said 'Fishing prohibited'.
His reply?
'They must have moved the crocodiles'
(Tue 4th Dec 2007, 11:31, More)
» Siblings
adding insult to injury
Almost totally off topic..... but my brother was present at the time
On our christmas dinner I confessed to once having eaten a piece of soap (don't ask.....)
To which my mom replied:
"If I remember correctly you've tasted some other weird things in the past......
Don't you remember.....?
With your uncle......
In the bushes.......
Something he sprayed into your mouth......"
My dear old mom didn't understand why the rest of the table couldn't stop laughing.
She was talking about shaving foam, by the way.
(Tue 30th Dec 2008, 9:27, More)
adding insult to injury
Almost totally off topic..... but my brother was present at the time
On our christmas dinner I confessed to once having eaten a piece of soap (don't ask.....)
To which my mom replied:
"If I remember correctly you've tasted some other weird things in the past......
Don't you remember.....?
With your uncle......
In the bushes.......
Something he sprayed into your mouth......"
My dear old mom didn't understand why the rest of the table couldn't stop laughing.
She was talking about shaving foam, by the way.
(Tue 30th Dec 2008, 9:27, More)
» Karma
My mother, the criminal
My mother is always one to play by the books.
There was this once when she decided to take a walk on the wild side:
She decided to run a red light, while she was riding a bike.
She passed me and my brother, who were patiently waiting, with a look of victory on her face.
That very instant a bus came around the corner and only missed my stunned mother by an inch.
That's how my mother learned that crime does not pay!
(we, of course, rubbed it in her face more than once)
(Fri 22nd Feb 2008, 8:56, More)
My mother, the criminal
My mother is always one to play by the books.
There was this once when she decided to take a walk on the wild side:
She decided to run a red light, while she was riding a bike.
She passed me and my brother, who were patiently waiting, with a look of victory on her face.
That very instant a bus came around the corner and only missed my stunned mother by an inch.
That's how my mother learned that crime does not pay!
(we, of course, rubbed it in her face more than once)
(Fri 22nd Feb 2008, 8:56, More)
» Mix Tapes
my bloody valentine
When I was a frustrated 17-year old virgin, I made a valentine tape for a guy who i didn't really know and who certainly didn't know me.
It had nice songs with really creepy lyrics like 'you can't keep me from you baby', and stuff like that. The usual psycho-shit.
I came to my senses in time and did not send it. My brother stubled upon in a couple of years later... he gave me a really funny look after he listened to it.
(Fri 8th Feb 2008, 9:37, More)
my bloody valentine
When I was a frustrated 17-year old virgin, I made a valentine tape for a guy who i didn't really know and who certainly didn't know me.
It had nice songs with really creepy lyrics like 'you can't keep me from you baby', and stuff like that. The usual psycho-shit.
I came to my senses in time and did not send it. My brother stubled upon in a couple of years later... he gave me a really funny look after he listened to it.
(Fri 8th Feb 2008, 9:37, More)