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Bastard Colleague
I currently work at a web design studio with a programmer who can only be described as the bastard love child of Anne Widdecombe and Sloth from The Goonies. He is a geek of fathomless proportions (he probably writes his shopping list in binary) and has a tendency to stand over your shoulder and dribble whilst frantically scratching his genitals and arse crack before offering to make you a cup of tea. I once took him up on the offer only for him to dip his fat sausage-like fingers into the mug before spilling it over my keyboard. What's more, he sits at his desk at lunchtime and eats raw mushrooms and spring onions and makes the noise of a pack of hyenas dispatching a rhinoceros carcass. A true bastardy bastard!
(Thu 24th Jan 2008, 12:30, More)