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Hiya, i'm a 23 yr old sysadmin living near manchester. I'm into RAWK, have piercings, day dream, amble and drift through my daily existence.
I'd also like to say i've never met Jim Bowen although i once stood on a dorito that looked like Bully......
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Hiya, i'm a 23 yr old sysadmin living near manchester. I'm into RAWK, have piercings, day dream, amble and drift through my daily existence.
I'd also like to say i've never met Jim Bowen although i once stood on a dorito that looked like Bully......
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» Best Graffiti Ever
Someone as pissed as us....
After a full weekend on cricket tour in Newcastle last year three of us heros in hangover mode took to one of the finest cafe's under/at the end of the tyne bridge. On perusing the menu much to our grand amusement some joker had rearranged the top 2 items on the list from Meat Pastie and Sausage Roll to the ever classic Meat Arse and Sausage Poll.
that was the funniest thing we had seen that 5 mintues ever,
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 23:45, More)
Someone as pissed as us....
After a full weekend on cricket tour in Newcastle last year three of us heros in hangover mode took to one of the finest cafe's under/at the end of the tyne bridge. On perusing the menu much to our grand amusement some joker had rearranged the top 2 items on the list from Meat Pastie and Sausage Roll to the ever classic Meat Arse and Sausage Poll.
that was the funniest thing we had seen that 5 mintues ever,
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 23:45, More)
» Teenage Parties
Hmmm
Some girls 18th (who i liked but was shy around) and so thought a bit of dutch courage was in order.
Necked 2 pints of vodka with a "dash*" of pepsi in each. Then proceded to vomit in next doors garden, eat half a pastie and put the other half on some poor buggers car aerial, dance and sing "i am the pastie king" on someones wall. Then i wander back into said party, do the backstroke down the house (4 laps) do a merry jig then send myself to bed in the spare room. Woke up at 6am with a crackingly sore jaw (thinking i'd letched over some girls boobies and been hit for it) thought it a good idea to visit 24 hours asda for breakfast materials and wander home.
Best 2 hours of me life but i dont remember any of it :(
Length was only used once, but could have been worth it!
* for dash really read "just about enough to change the liquid from clear to ever so slightly murky....."
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 10:59, More)
Hmmm
Some girls 18th (who i liked but was shy around) and so thought a bit of dutch courage was in order.
Necked 2 pints of vodka with a "dash*" of pepsi in each. Then proceded to vomit in next doors garden, eat half a pastie and put the other half on some poor buggers car aerial, dance and sing "i am the pastie king" on someones wall. Then i wander back into said party, do the backstroke down the house (4 laps) do a merry jig then send myself to bed in the spare room. Woke up at 6am with a crackingly sore jaw (thinking i'd letched over some girls boobies and been hit for it) thought it a good idea to visit 24 hours asda for breakfast materials and wander home.
Best 2 hours of me life but i dont remember any of it :(
Length was only used once, but could have been worth it!
* for dash really read "just about enough to change the liquid from clear to ever so slightly murky....."
(Thu 13th Apr 2006, 10:59, More)
» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces
mmmm chippy's
I was in the ATC n all, doing aerobatics in a chipmunk when suddenly all rattling hell breaks loose at the business end of a stall turn. Cue much "err think we should land soon" from the pilot and me sitting there thinking this is ace. Was only when we touched down and had a brew was i told the plane wasnt quite as safe as thought and had been grounded.
still nice view of blackpool tower......
ninja edit : 'pop' 'obvious length girth gag' etc etc :)
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 16:54, More)
mmmm chippy's
I was in the ATC n all, doing aerobatics in a chipmunk when suddenly all rattling hell breaks loose at the business end of a stall turn. Cue much "err think we should land soon" from the pilot and me sitting there thinking this is ace. Was only when we touched down and had a brew was i told the plane wasnt quite as safe as thought and had been grounded.
still nice view of blackpool tower......
ninja edit : 'pop' 'obvious length girth gag' etc etc :)
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 16:54, More)
» School Sports Day
Netball.....
James_Tiger_Woods has just reminded me of a mixed netball game we had in GCSE PE.
Now our school had one of the best girls netball teams in the country (like a few years running) so us cocky lot in PE decided we'd take em on boys vs girls.
Long story short we stuffed em and didnt really get to see much PE knicker as they mostly wore shorts =/
hey ho.
(Sat 1st Apr 2006, 16:15, More)
Netball.....
James_Tiger_Woods has just reminded me of a mixed netball game we had in GCSE PE.
Now our school had one of the best girls netball teams in the country (like a few years running) so us cocky lot in PE decided we'd take em on boys vs girls.
Long story short we stuffed em and didnt really get to see much PE knicker as they mostly wore shorts =/
hey ho.
(Sat 1st Apr 2006, 16:15, More)