» Spoilt Brats

You. Yes, You.
And me too. All of us. Everyone. We are all spoiled. Anyone who drives 5 miles to work instead of cycling. Anyone who fancies a BMW X5. Anyone who thinks that shopping is somehow recreational. Anyone who throws things away, even though they work fine, just because its getting a bit tatty and anyone who likes to "have nice things".
The economy is in crisis and the price of fuel has gone into orbit but only today did I see a rich idiot in her 250bhp Range Rover driving to Morrisons with her skriking ginger retarded spawn tied into the back seat. I say, If you can't carry it home, you don't need it. If you walk the streets of a town you get to know its occupants. Say good morning to people. Smile. Talk. Social Cohesion, anybody? No, I have to be supercilious with my huge ridiculous car, sorry. Wnakers.
My Grandmother lived through the war. They didn't even have bananas. Butter was rationed. Butter! But they all kept a stiff upper lip and kept their spirits high because to do otherwise was un-British.
People these days are spoiled and they don't know the half of it.
(Sun 12th Oct 2008, 15:05, More)

» Nightclubs

:(
I started going out age 17 and gave up about 5 years ago, just can't stay up that late any more. Had some fun times though, and some times I just thought I was having fun. I have become boring in my late 20's, and cynical of my reasons why I was so into going out back in those days, perhaps I was looking for something; I never found it and lost a lot of sleep instead. I met a lot of lovely people that I have largely lost touch with now. I'm not a miserable person, I'm just tired. I listen to Radio 4 in the car now, and most of my vinyl is in storage.

It saddens me, but I have been many a time jaded by a pre-work Saturday breakfast being interrupted by the appearance of an old friend, clearly still drug- and alcohol-addled, and by the fact that this meeting is tarnished by our inability to relate to each other in that moment.

Did I leave the party early or did they stay too long?
(Wed 8th Apr 2009, 20:18, More)

» My sex misconceptions

Scorpions
Oh I'm so glad you asked

I watched a nature documentary about the reproductive habits of scorpions aged 5. They do a claw-in-claw dance during which they exchange a sac of genetic material of some sort. I thought that humans did this too, but I thought "the sac" was exchanged in church when they kiss and thats where babies came from.

My misconceptions have got worse as time has passed
(Fri 26th Sep 2008, 0:31, More)

» Social Networking Gaffes

Oh Jesus
This girl I fancy...
How many stories start with that phrase, I wonder?
She was never interested in me. But I used to let my imagination run wild just because I had talked to her on FaceBook...
She messages me every now and again, I love it when she does; but I wish I didn't reply, or let my hopes hang on it.

If it wasn't for the fact that my love life is a barren path spiralling upwards around a mountain of fail which I walk alone, I wouldn't care.
(Thu 11th Sep 2008, 23:08, More)

» I'm your biggest Fan

Deano
He met Tony Mortimer out of East 17 in the street and asked for his autograph. On receipt of said item, looked dissapointed.
Said he, "Sorry mate, you can have that back, I thought you were Dennis Wise"

EDIT: I always thought this was really funny, but they don't even look the same really
(Thu 16th Apr 2009, 23:08, More)