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» Never Meet Your Heroes

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Met Tony Robison. He kept saying happy birthday to me. Top bloke! He doesn't speak load, but he's got the sort of voice that seems to come from no where and everyone shuts the fuck up when the Robster's got something to say.

Disappointments. Jon Allison from Scary Go Round. Not a real celeb, but a right cock. Bastard sold me a comic with blank pages and refused to sign it.

Take my advice, save ya money and met someone really famous! David Prows, Bev Bevan, Richard Wilson.... all really nice blokes!
(Thu 25th May 2006, 20:25, More)

» School Sports Day

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I’ve always hated sports day as I was one of the tall kids, so was always picked for sports, even though I was complete rubbish. Anyway sport day comes around and low and behold, I’m chosen for the hurdles! I can hardly run let alone run and jump. Come the day I’ve “Accidentally” forgotten my trainers. Oh whoa is me, looks like I can bugger off and have fun with my mates. Unfortunately my very sporting brother just happens to have his cricket shoes on him. Even more unfortunately these are the ones that where banned when they changed the regulation size of the metal spikes on the bottom.
So there I am at the starting line worried to death that I’m going to tare up the shitty track and get into deep shit when the guy in front of me goes arse over twat and his head land in my lane…. Just as I’m landing from jumping over this hurdle! Jonathon Naylor (for that was his real name) has no idea how close I came to making him Swiss cheese, but a couple of inches to the right and it wouldn’t have been pretty.
(Tue 4th Apr 2006, 17:05, More)