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http://davidbond.net/

I've never managed a frontpage. Bit sad really innit. Ah well, I did do this

...which kind of cheers me up.

And it got in the newsletter! BUH-LIMEY! I'm now the happiest person on the entire planet :o)

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» The last thing that made me cry

My daughter was born yesterday
I was a wreck. She's beautiful.
(Sun 17th Apr 2005, 12:26, More)

» Near Death Experiences

Snowboarding over cliffs
So I was on a chairlift in the French Alps and saw some idiot snowboard up to a huge cliff edge with a 100ft drop onto rocks. "Arretez!" I shouted. He came to a stop and embarrassedly took the safe way down.

Feeling very pleased with myself, I got off the lift, did up my bindings and hurtled down some NASTY off-piste... "YAY!" I thought until I heard from the chairlift: "Arretez!". Yup. Same cliff. Scarier view.

Silly sport. Still doing it though. This week in Heavenly, South Lake Tahoe, California. WITH TREES!

David
(Sat 27th Nov 2004, 4:49, More)

» I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Why couldn't the prime minister get hard when he met the queen?
Because she would bore his johnson.
(Thu 21st Nov 2024, 0:28, More)

» Silly Achievements

I made the newsletter in 2005...
...with a video celebrating how much I love b3ta.

Thank you b3ta gods. That made me very happy.

I have done very little since, as all the creativity has gone into bringing up two daughters. One day... one day...
(Thu 23rd Oct 2014, 22:15, More)