» I hurt my rude bits

Window-lickin' good!
I used to work in a concert venue that has a public leisure pool within the same building. One day I got a call over the radio (as a first aider) to go down to the pool because they had an emergency. I literally could not believe my eyes when I got there!
The pool had regular sessions for disabled people and their carers, and to help them in an out of the sloped pool were these special wheelchairs that were made out of rubber with little holes (like a shower-mat) so the water can drain out. Anyhoo, this mentally handicapped guy had pushed one of his testicles through one of the little holes, and because the blood could obviously flow in but not out, his bollock had swollen to the size of a small grapefruit.
By the time the emergency services had arrived, word had got out amongst staff and public alike, so a crowd of about two hundred people got to watch the Fire-brigade cut a howling mong's knackers out of a wheelchair!
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 20:53, More)