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» Teenage Parties
does exactly what it says on the tin
one particularly good house party:
all very drunk.
as we're all aware beer and fire are not entirely compatible, but i proceed to do my standard party piece and fire breathe.... a few scorched hedges but no REAL damage done. until some lads decided that it looked cool and theyd give it a go.
all the white spirit had been used up by myself, so they broke into the shed (the most obvious place to find flammable liquids), to find only ronseal woodstain.
que lots of brown mouthed young men, gurning, teeth stuck together (but certainly no rain damage!).
goes to show tho, ronseal does do exactly what it says on the tin
**if ingested DO expect to spend 9hrs in A&E, an awkward explanitory conversation with hospital staff members, then a good old fashioned stomache pumping**
(Tue 18th Apr 2006, 13:46, More)
does exactly what it says on the tin
one particularly good house party:
all very drunk.
as we're all aware beer and fire are not entirely compatible, but i proceed to do my standard party piece and fire breathe.... a few scorched hedges but no REAL damage done. until some lads decided that it looked cool and theyd give it a go.
all the white spirit had been used up by myself, so they broke into the shed (the most obvious place to find flammable liquids), to find only ronseal woodstain.
que lots of brown mouthed young men, gurning, teeth stuck together (but certainly no rain damage!).
goes to show tho, ronseal does do exactly what it says on the tin
**if ingested DO expect to spend 9hrs in A&E, an awkward explanitory conversation with hospital staff members, then a good old fashioned stomache pumping**
(Tue 18th Apr 2006, 13:46, More)
» Pet Stories
retardo the jack russell...
...as we lovingly call him is our 6month old dog. he is truly the most rank creature ever to bless gods green 'un.
not only does he eat poo, he eats it directly from the arse holes of other dogs like it was a mister whipy machine...
well.. some like it hot.
(Wed 13th Jun 2007, 18:06, More)
retardo the jack russell...
...as we lovingly call him is our 6month old dog. he is truly the most rank creature ever to bless gods green 'un.
not only does he eat poo, he eats it directly from the arse holes of other dogs like it was a mister whipy machine...
well.. some like it hot.
(Wed 13th Jun 2007, 18:06, More)