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holiday shenanigans
My friends and I went on a camping holiday to Newquay this summer.
After having been sat completely stationary, drinking heavily and only moving for the most extreme of bowel movements, we began to notice many a holiday hooded sweater with the camper's name written on the back.
Now, we'd all been assigned special camper nicknames especially for the said trip, however upon arrival at the sweater printing shop, we all chickened out of using these 'special' names, and instead simply went with our own names/nicknames.
Apart from one friend. When asked the question
"What name would you like on your sweater?" My friend, without so much as a breath or blinking of the eye replied with:
"Flange-basket." Needless to say the guy was pretty stunned.
That was the best damn hoodie i've ever seen.
Even better was the sheer delight of witnessing offended mothers having to explain what exactly a 'flange-basket' may be to inquisitive 7 year olds.
Another of the nicknames was 'Butternut Bum-Love' which seems to have entered into our general vocabulary now as well.
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 0:33, More)