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Vegetable rights and peace.

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» Iffy crushes

That one with the stumpy arm from cbeebies
Is it me or does it look like a bellend poking out the end of her sleeve? Maybe her doin the wife with her stump whilst im doing her?
(Thu 6th Oct 2011, 17:36, More)

» Injured Siblings

Mouse of Death
Well i was about 4 i think, and i believe my sister had pissed me off for some reason.
So i calmly walked into the garage, got her mouse out of the cage and squeezed the poor blighter to death. Then in my realisation/horror i tried to curl him up into a ball so it looked like he was fast asleep in his bed, minus the breathing, oh and a few turds squeezed/hanging out of his arse. Sorry mate.
(Tue 23rd Aug 2005, 9:07, More)

» Dad Jokes

Groan time
My old man has that horrible habbit of repeating the joke about 3times before he shuts up!

Sunday roast he always used to ask my gfriend
if she fancied 'stuffing', much to her embarrassemnt, and my amusement.

When he's really wasted he stands there swaying and says "Alcohol is a preservative..." wtf??!
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 16:06, More)

» Worst Record Ever

oh please please
It's La Bamaba
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 11:40, More)