» Missing body parts

now you see it...........................
i lost a part of me inside my wife once....then it reappeared....then disappeared....then reappeared....then reappeared....etc....etc....etc!

this happens with alarming regularity.

length + girth = fun, fun, fun!!
(Sun 4th Jun 2006, 14:48, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

almost lost it as well.......
.........but tarbin ran after the goat TOO fast.

BUM!!
(Mon 30th Oct 2006, 15:48, More)

» My Greatest Regrets

biggest regret?
starting n not knowing what to type

:D
(Sun 8th Oct 2006, 22:01, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

soap stars? pah
had the misfortune of meeting Ian Kelsey (one time Emmerdale and Casualty has-been) outside a club in Leeds. I say met, more a case of he tried to barge to the front. All it took was one "FUCK OFF TO THE BACK" from me, and off he toddled!!

also have a photo of me n jimmy saville, but it presents me in a bad way!!

apologies for depth, but not for length or girth
(Thu 1st Jun 2006, 18:02, More)