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Cut out and keep Shipman
I made this lastnight... #2 in a series


(if anyone does make them - sendez mez the picz : [email protected] )
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 12:39, More)

not really a toy, but definitnely targetted at kids!

(Fri 13th Sep 2002, 12:08, More)

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» Claims to Fame

Adam Rickett
I was beaten up by Adam Rickett in Nottingham.
(the ex-coronation street/gay popstar bloke)

well - it wasnt adam ricket.. it was a lookalike..

actually it wasnt even a lookalike - just someone we shouted ADAM RICKETT at..
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 13:23, More)

» Petty Sabotage

School computer ignorance
Our school got a bunch of Apple Mac in about..ooo 1992...
Much like windows does now you could associate soundfiles with actions.

I associated the sound "WARNING: YOUR FILE HAS BEEN DELETED" with the Save action in the word processor

I got 2 weeks detention.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 12:53, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

what my parents told me...

(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 17:06, More)

» Shit Stories

Students = Shit
Two tales of being a student in Nottingham

1) Taking a shit in the Mens urinal - one lad watching on the door, one lad shitting in the urinal (either one of the single "potties" or one of the "trench" type ones). This is perhaps THE FUNNIEST THING ive ever seen/done

2) Half fill a bucket of water. Get all your mates to shit into it, preferabbly after a bit of bran/fat eating so they are solid logs. (about 10 will do) then pour bucket into Pub toilet. Cue MUCH hilarity when people go into the toilets and come out scatching their heads and wondering how one person could have done all those logs in one sitting.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 13:16, More)

» Local Nutters

Nottingham Dancing Man
I havent seen him for a while - but when there is something on in slab(market) square that involved music - namely gospel bands playing or something - he usually pops up - he LOVES to dance - and spin - and wave arms.. rhythmn and mood pay him no heed...

rubbish video of dancing man

Ps: this video contains my voice - and my ex-girlfriend laughing - it brings a tear to my eye..
(Fri 17th Sep 2004, 18:48, More)
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