» Council Cunts

Jeeeeesssus
This whole QOTW is like reading the letters page of my local paper. Are you the same people who last week were boasting of keraaazzyy teen exploits? But now are basically debating the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre? B3ta is for cheap thrills and grim stories not for airing grievances with your local council!
(Sun 29th Jul 2007, 17:27, More)

» Terrible Parenting

when you have your own kids......

A word to all those who are scared to have kids in case they pass on all that shit - its scary but you'll be fine. You'll spend all your time wracked with worry and panic that you have somehow fucked up your kids but you wont have because you are ever vigilant. You'll be so detirmined you won't repeat the cycle. So you won't. You'll be fine. You'll have days when you are convinced that you've been excatly like your mum/dad but just slap yourself round the face and remind yourself that you won't let that happen. Cos you won't.
(Sun 19th Aug 2007, 17:03, More)

» Terrible Parenting

A kick up the arse is always funny
I'm the youngest parent at my kids school, also have tattoos and piercings, a regional accent and live in a council house so am therefore regarded with a mixture of suspicion and nervousness.So it did not go down well when after a particularily trying walk to school I aimed a light but well placed kick to my 3 year old sons backside. I'm not a smacker by nature but this was a comedy punishment to illustrate my annoyance
Cue my son playing to the whole fucking gallery, falling full pelt onto the tarmac and howling his little red faced head off. Bout a million concerned mothers with nothing better to do appeared from nowhere with tissues and sympathy
John Lewis shopping Slack wearing People carrier driving twat :-"Oh, poor little thing What happened?"
Me:- "oh I just kicked him up the arse, he'll be fine!"
John Lewis shopping Slack wearing People carrier driving twat:- (walking away muttering to equally old fussy mate)
Me:- (looks round nervously for social services SWAT team to appear)
My son survived and i think learnt a valuable lesson about the relationship between humour and violence
(Fri 17th Aug 2007, 12:39, More)

» Terrible Parenting

So many stories......
......but for starters, once me and my sister were fighting over a book ( the title of which escapes me) and my dad stormed into our room. "Arguing over books?" he bellowed, "Thats obscene!" - then picked up the nearest object to hand, which happened to be a massive childrens bible, and chucked it hard across the room. It hit the wall next to me, missing my head by about 2cm.
The irony was lost on my dad, but not me and my sister who sniggered silently once he had stormed outta the room.
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 9:57, More)

» God

The basic principle
...of so many written religions seems to be "If you want to do something - like, if you really really WANT, no, NEED to do something, like its a natural urge....its wrong and we STRONGLY disapprove."

This can range from urges to rape and murder all the way to really strong compulsions to shag, eat and express opinions. Its all the same apparently.
(Tue 24th Mar 2009, 3:03, More)