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i am BITCHING
basically about it really.
i quite enjoy music?
i really enjoy films?
and i pretty much love reading.
and i prefer girls to guys
sorry guys, but it's all about the boobs!
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i am BITCHING
basically about it really.
i quite enjoy music?
i really enjoy films?
and i pretty much love reading.
and i prefer girls to guys
sorry guys, but it's all about the boobs!
Recent front page messages:
none
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» Dumb things you've done
picture the scene
house party in a friends bungalow. i am there, smoking the dope (this was many years ago. kiddies. don't do drugs...they aren't that cool)
anywho, i am chatting to this rather lovely girl, let's call her harriet, for that was her name, and we start getting flirty and touchy feely.
i open my eyes from a kiss, and lo and behold see me friend floating outside the window. i run over to greet him as i havent seen him in a long time.
unfortunately, i had mistaken his being outside the window, it was his reflection on the large glass french doors :|
i threw myself full force into a greeting hug, yet just jumped through a glass door, anding up having 24 stitches to my arm and chest.
still ended up shaggin the bird though :)
apologies for length, your mama didnt seem to mind
(Sun 23rd Dec 2007, 12:27, More)
picture the scene
house party in a friends bungalow. i am there, smoking the dope (this was many years ago. kiddies. don't do drugs...they aren't that cool)
anywho, i am chatting to this rather lovely girl, let's call her harriet, for that was her name, and we start getting flirty and touchy feely.
i open my eyes from a kiss, and lo and behold see me friend floating outside the window. i run over to greet him as i havent seen him in a long time.
unfortunately, i had mistaken his being outside the window, it was his reflection on the large glass french doors :|
i threw myself full force into a greeting hug, yet just jumped through a glass door, anding up having 24 stitches to my arm and chest.
still ended up shaggin the bird though :)
apologies for length, your mama didnt seem to mind
(Sun 23rd Dec 2007, 12:27, More)
» Encounters with Royalty
Ole Charlie Boy
At the tender age of three, I was patted on the head by the pompous Prince of Wales, Prince Charles.
He was a git, he patted me far too hard. That explains my oddness at times.
Moo.....
(Wed 9th Aug 2006, 22:56, More)
Ole Charlie Boy
At the tender age of three, I was patted on the head by the pompous Prince of Wales, Prince Charles.
He was a git, he patted me far too hard. That explains my oddness at times.
Moo.....
(Wed 9th Aug 2006, 22:56, More)
» Never Meet Your Heroes
old spurs stars and MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!
my father is a massive tottenham hotspurs fan, and was ecstatic when he got given two complimentary tickets to a spurs charlton game, with a meal beforehand in the steve perryman suite. got to meet steve perryman, and a couple of other spurs legends, and central defender michael dawson, who was suspended. so not my heroes really, but impressive all the same AND i saw chirpy the spurs mascot, and got a picture! (i'm 16 so this was not unnacceptable *looks around shiftily*
also saw who i thought was michael jackson in a mcdonalds in cardiff. of course it wasn't michael jackson, just a man who i thoroughly harrassed and shouted micael jack after numerous times. this all happened when i was about 6, so not tottally unacceptable for my lack of subtlety.
apologies for length, i didn't know it was this big. first time you see.....
(Wed 31st May 2006, 19:36, More)
old spurs stars and MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!
my father is a massive tottenham hotspurs fan, and was ecstatic when he got given two complimentary tickets to a spurs charlton game, with a meal beforehand in the steve perryman suite. got to meet steve perryman, and a couple of other spurs legends, and central defender michael dawson, who was suspended. so not my heroes really, but impressive all the same AND i saw chirpy the spurs mascot, and got a picture! (i'm 16 so this was not unnacceptable *looks around shiftily*
also saw who i thought was michael jackson in a mcdonalds in cardiff. of course it wasn't michael jackson, just a man who i thoroughly harrassed and shouted micael jack after numerous times. this all happened when i was about 6, so not tottally unacceptable for my lack of subtlety.
apologies for length, i didn't know it was this big. first time you see.....
(Wed 31st May 2006, 19:36, More)
» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?
oh
i once had a stalker?
no joke, she stood outside my house and threw things at my window until i told her to leave me alone.
and then she'd ring the doorbell until i let her in.
and then she wouldnt leave unless i shagged her silly.
it really wasn't as fun as it sounds :(
apologies for length and wankyness of story
(Thu 5th Jun 2008, 16:41, More)
oh
i once had a stalker?
no joke, she stood outside my house and threw things at my window until i told her to leave me alone.
and then she'd ring the doorbell until i let her in.
and then she wouldnt leave unless i shagged her silly.
it really wasn't as fun as it sounds :(
apologies for length and wankyness of story
(Thu 5th Jun 2008, 16:41, More)