» Well, that taught 'em

Oh look..it does shatter
(kinda a revenge/lesson story, but bum to you if you dont like it)
Well...school...
Crap time had by moi..small in size, big on brains(cells) and genrally better then pond life that went there with me.
Bullys.. god i hate them...

then one day... my mind snapped...{insert sound of mind schnapping here]

was in maths class..and the twunt behind me kept hitting the back of my chair

So I sttod up..and quite calmly..picked up one of those rock hard plastic rulers..you know the ones ment to be "Shatter proof".

This then was applied to back of his head with enough force to shatter said ruler and send pieces of it all over the classroom.

In the storm like quite that followed, I calmly sat down and continued with my work.

No-one even looked at me funny. Shame i not do it a few years earlier
(Thu 26th Apr 2007, 22:08, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

Sat down rather too quick one day
as i hapened to be wearing boxers at the time under the trousers..sqausshed my love muffins..hard..said so loudly whilst swearing...

Still gave the customers(where i was working at the time) a laugh eh?
(Thu 13th Jul 2006, 22:40, More)

» Customers from Hell

twating hellfire buggery idiots
Now when i was a young(er) Bong i once was senior person/temp manager for a computer game store..shall not name them but if the area manager is still there..you are still a twat and you nvere relised how close i came to smacking you that day... anyway onto the story
* wibble effect here *
- The person who came in to see where the changing rooms are...
- When the store was flooded was crying they couldnt not play on the demo machines
- When, after a long 12 hour shift(with no breaks i have to add) someone moaning to me that i was leaving till area
"Well i'm sorry sir, but i have been on my feet for 12 hours, i've not had ONE break all
day and if i dont get something to eat RIGHT NOW I'm liable to pass out.. " "Well thats not goo.." (me finaly snapping at this guy who had been coming in almost every day for last two weeks before xmas and moaning about something) I was a about to say something when a good freind of mine who had popped in to drop of a pressie for me and me staff (Thank you Emma you life saver) simply said "Oh fuck off you ignoratnt twat..you really are a cock muncher ..he's about to pass out from diabetic shock(lie but was worth it) and you concerend about a fucking 4.99 game that sold out everywhere..just piss off you stuck up twat"
She got a small applause from the other customers and some heavy discount from me that day forth
(Fri 5th Sep 2008, 21:42, More)