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» Best Graffiti Ever

Princess Di's corpse wasn't even cold
and some wag had written in huge letters on the end of my block "DEAD AS A DODI"

still cracks me up
(Sun 6th May 2007, 11:30, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

Summer job
i had a summer job at a racing circuit and it would get very busy. when it was busy we'd rush from vehicle to vehicle and stuff the ticket money into little canvas fishing bags we had. if it was windy, the odd 10 or 20 would blow away but it was more important to keep the traffic flowing than chase 20 quid. At the end of a shift, we'd pour all the cash onto a huge table and then count it.

Most i had was 12 grand in a bag.

with cash like this floating about, the temptation to help yourself was huge. within 4 weeks i was the longest serving member of staff as everyone else had been caught with their hand in the till.

oh, the other stafff were all old women and one sales rep guy who was thoroughly disgraced when caught with 400 quid in his y fronts.
(Thu 22nd Jun 2006, 11:32, More)

» Mugged

another coldharbour lane experience
well, just off it actually. mugger demanded my cash and when i refused he looked a little lost and just sort of stood there thinking. after a minute of so, he asked for some money for chips instead of my wallet. I gave him a quid and he ran off.
not much of a mugging really.
(Wed 21st Jun 2006, 0:03, More)