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» Putting the Fun in Funeral
My Auntie Carol died some years ago...
...and the priest conducting the funeral had just about finished his SATs judging by his baby face. He had to keep rushing over to his lectern to check what to do next. She was cremated so her coffin was on rollers ready to go behind those curtains and he almost forgot to flick the switch so he very nearly finished the service with her still there, and then at the end, the very next sentence following 'Amen' was 'Which way do I get out of here?' followed by a little snigger. I'd be willing to bet it was his first.
(Tue 16th May 2006, 21:41, More)
My Auntie Carol died some years ago...
...and the priest conducting the funeral had just about finished his SATs judging by his baby face. He had to keep rushing over to his lectern to check what to do next. She was cremated so her coffin was on rollers ready to go behind those curtains and he almost forgot to flick the switch so he very nearly finished the service with her still there, and then at the end, the very next sentence following 'Amen' was 'Which way do I get out of here?' followed by a little snigger. I'd be willing to bet it was his first.
(Tue 16th May 2006, 21:41, More)