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penile failure
I one had a friend who failed at wanking, yes, thats right, he failed at wanking.

Whilst attempting to "shake the sticky white coconuts from the veiny love tree", he got a priapism - which for those of you less familiar with penile disorders, is when blood may only flow into the penis and not out again...

....so he had to be rushed to A&E....
(Sat 6th Jan 2007, 23:05, More)

» Unexpected Good Fortune

YAY, Nob Pills
Yippie, Ads for penile enlargement pills, no more strap-one for moi.
(Sat 16th Sep 2006, 23:01, More)