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I was an aspiring voice artist in Australia who is said to have such a silky voice that it “makes women want to have sex with cans of tuna”... but thats on the back burner whilst i pursue more adult things like enjoying work and coming up with silly ideas with no follow through.

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Rubber Gym
I go to a gym where they provide you with a change of clothes. shorts, shirt, socks and then even supply deoderant. Oooooh.

A couple of weeks ago i got my clothes from reception and as i picked up the shorts i felt something squelchy in the pockets. That kind of squelch you know you have squelched before. So i check the pockets, and the squelch was indeed a known squelch. A couple of condoms (in packet)! Cue baffled looks from all in reception and a discussion of how they got there...

In hindsight, it was lucky i found them in front of the reception, would of been awkward finding them in the change rooms infront of other male gym-mers.

Oh and a quick TopTip. If male and going to the gym. Do not put your things in the bottom lockers. Otherwise you may recieve cock in the face when the above locker holder goes to get their clothes fresh out the shower.
(Sat 11th Jul 2009, 10:38, More)