» Body Mods

Healed Up Jesus
When I was very young I stepped on a rusty nail, resulting in me in hospital, getting a tetanus jab from a 'beginner' nurse who had the hand-eye co-ordination of a walrus with dyspraxia. I still have a scar where the nail went through my foot. With a burn on my other foot, a cut on one of my arms and a cold burn on my other arm all in the center of my hands/feet, I look like a healed up Jesus.
(Sun 3rd Dec 2006, 12:44, More)

» Ignoring Instructions

Lanzarote.
Now to pop my b3ta cherry.

"James, Don't touch the cat"
"Giggle"
*touches manky cat.*
*cat bites a young me*
*sob*

I will never touch a cat in lanzarote again.




Bastard.
(Tue 9th May 2006, 19:31, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Sigh
People call me Bear, not bad.


Unfortunatly It's relating to the bear of Bo'Selecta.




Bastards.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 23:42, More)