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mugged
Not too long ago, a bleak party crawling with hoodies and dismal music. Whilst contemplating ways out me and my frend where approached by a menacing ratlike creature with a hitler moustache and a nike jumper, demanding to see out phone's.We met this with the usual refusals and denials, to which he looked midly irritated and promptly shot out his hand into my friends pocket, withdrawing a flashy nokia phone. My friend looked at him intenty, as if pondering a difficult maths problem, and proclaimed "I feel so violated you did that." The creatures swore and fucked off but left me in tears of laughter at my friends rightous indignation. I'm not sure where this is going/.
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 16:06, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Grammar nazis.
People who slavishly obey dictionaries cherish their over ordered sense of reality too much. Dictionary's were initially used to separate the upper class twit aristocracy from common speaking plebs, and when people still insist in doing so I get an irrational hatred of aspiring middle classes and their pretenses (symbols are always in flux... hating that means your ego hasn't come to terms with the conditions of life yet.)Shakespeare turned hundreds of nouns into verbs and they're not questioned, disliking new things is puritanical,and mostly just silly.
(Thu 31st Mar 2011, 19:26, More)