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» DIY fashion

try to put on someone else's pj's in the dark while you're drunk.

Last night I stayed at my cousins and had to borrow some pj's. Staggering around in the dark, really pissed and unable to figure out why there's one leg really baggy and one leg really tight. I'd managed to get into the t-shirt, with one leg in the sleeve and one in the head-hole.

Eventually got the bottoms on, properly. Realised they were inside out, turned them the right way. Realised they were back to front. Sorted them. Fell asleep, got woken up at seven this morning by his little girl.

She told me that I had the t-shirt on inside out and back to front. I was out-dressed by a four-year old.
(Sun 27th Aug 2006, 22:51, More)

» Personal Hygiene

Please note:
Most of the stories in this QOTW are about men. Women (mostly) arn't that revolting. Except the crazy ones, but that's cats not the women themselves.
(Sat 24th Mar 2007, 3:07, More)

» Ripped Off

Gordon Brown - Robbing Bastard.
I've just been looking for a birthday present for my niece (am off sick, so can't make it to the shops). I'm on the website for a shop that sounds a bit like UperUg.

Turns out the govenment charges us tax on suncream, condoms and the morning after pill. Don't use 'em and let the NHS fund the cost?
(Fri 16th Feb 2007, 17:24, More)

» Cross Dressing

is my ex-boyfriend. Dressed as Courtney Love.

I went on a first date a few weeks back with a guy known as 'Mouse.' It was going well until he casually mentioned he was into "Tranny Porn. The classy stuff mind (seeing the look on my face.) - chicks with tits and dicks, no old men or anything..."

Look out for more stories, I've got far too many to add to this QOTW than is healthy.

Edit: The same guy just sent me this: www.jassminejames.com ... apparently that's one of "the better ones." NSFW or anyone of a nervous disposition.
(Thu 15th Mar 2007, 22:55, More)

» Strict Parents

One of those
"not me but a friend" tales.

Let's call my friend Dan. He'd been out and bought himself some new clothes after getting a decent bonus at work. Went out on a night, came home, put them in the laundry.

Came home two days later to find his Nan sewing up the rips in his G-Star Raw's. "I don't know what you've been doing in these, you've only had them two days!" When he explained they were meant to be like that she wouldn't let him wear them. Something along the lines of "you're not going out like that!" ... he was 26.
(Wed 14th Mar 2007, 14:05, More)
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