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» My Greatest Regrets
Actually....
Home brew whisky.
I was 17 and the invite was to a small gathering at a friends friends house. Bring a bottle sort of thing, so the obligatory bottles of wine, cider, etc were taken along.
Someone brought a bottle of home brew, undistilled whisky. No one dared touch it. Not being an accomplished drinker at that time, I wanted to show that I could indeed drink with the best of them.
Fast forward 20 minutes, and the bottle was empty. Not too many recollections of what happened during the rest of the evening, but I'm reliably informed that I was thrown out into the driveway (in the middle of a cold december), brought back in when they thought I was sufffering with hypothermia and had literally spray painted the side of the house in vomit. Vaguely recall being cuddled by 2 lovely females in front of the fire.
The regret was not the 4 and a half day hangover, nor the fact that 13 years on I still feel ill and the smell of whisky or that I made a complete tool of myself in front of total strangers.
My one regret was whilst being carried into the house through the kitchen, I screamed "Van Basten" (Dutch football of the time) and volleyed the canary cage complete with contents of canary across the kitchen. I don't know if it survived.
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 15:46, More)
Actually....
Home brew whisky.
I was 17 and the invite was to a small gathering at a friends friends house. Bring a bottle sort of thing, so the obligatory bottles of wine, cider, etc were taken along.
Someone brought a bottle of home brew, undistilled whisky. No one dared touch it. Not being an accomplished drinker at that time, I wanted to show that I could indeed drink with the best of them.
Fast forward 20 minutes, and the bottle was empty. Not too many recollections of what happened during the rest of the evening, but I'm reliably informed that I was thrown out into the driveway (in the middle of a cold december), brought back in when they thought I was sufffering with hypothermia and had literally spray painted the side of the house in vomit. Vaguely recall being cuddled by 2 lovely females in front of the fire.
The regret was not the 4 and a half day hangover, nor the fact that 13 years on I still feel ill and the smell of whisky or that I made a complete tool of myself in front of total strangers.
My one regret was whilst being carried into the house through the kitchen, I screamed "Van Basten" (Dutch football of the time) and volleyed the canary cage complete with contents of canary across the kitchen. I don't know if it survived.
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 15:46, More)
» Ripped Off
No payrise for 3 years...
Only the sub-standard 2% which apparently is cost of living ?!?!
Oh what fun the Christmas party was. £12 a ticket for a buffet and free bar. Taking Mrs Squeaky was a good plan too. She drank a fair share and had words with my soon to be ex-boss. I think I ripped off the company with my double JD Single Barrell everytime I visited the bar. At £8 for a single measure the free bar did not last long.
Nice one.
(Tue 20th Feb 2007, 13:50, More)
No payrise for 3 years...
Only the sub-standard 2% which apparently is cost of living ?!?!
Oh what fun the Christmas party was. £12 a ticket for a buffet and free bar. Taking Mrs Squeaky was a good plan too. She drank a fair share and had words with my soon to be ex-boss. I think I ripped off the company with my double JD Single Barrell everytime I visited the bar. At £8 for a single measure the free bar did not last long.
Nice one.
(Tue 20th Feb 2007, 13:50, More)
» Inappropriate crushes
Hmmm....
Blossom used to do it for me. Friday nights were great !
Having Google'd, she still does !
*POP* there's goes my 1st.
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 15:53, More)
Hmmm....
Blossom used to do it for me. Friday nights were great !
Having Google'd, she still does !
*POP* there's goes my 1st.
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 15:53, More)
» Public Sex
Public Sex
Center Parcs Nottingham. The jacuzzi.
Thank god for bubbles !
(Mon 27th Apr 2009, 19:24, More)
Public Sex
Center Parcs Nottingham. The jacuzzi.
Thank god for bubbles !
(Mon 27th Apr 2009, 19:24, More)