» Best Graffiti Ever

Ha ha
Saw this scribbled in a turlet last week, and it just tickled me the right way;
"i hate 2 things in life, irony and graffiti."
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 21:13, More)

» My most gullible moment

Turns your shit black and makes you fat (yet happy)
If you've ever had an Irish drink called "Guinness", it was probably made in the brewery in Dublin. It's a huge place beside the river Liffey, and as a kid we used to drive past it on the way into town.

Here it is!

My mother was (and is to this day) a compulsive liar, but one of her nicer lies she told to me on of these trips. I was 4 or 5.

While driving past, she pointed out the white-capped stills, and said that they were in fact giant milk bottles for giant babies.

I believed this for a long time.. For some reason i wasn't terrified or had nightmares for 20 years. Shows something about my character that even then i found weird things cool. Things like King Kong-sized babies and the paedophiles that love them.
(Wed 27th Aug 2008, 17:56, More)

» My most gullible moment

Parents are good at lying
As a young teen vegan i had an extreme fondness for haribo goldenbears, once bringing home 2 plastic bagfuls of them from Munich, where they are dirt cheap.

I was 20 when i found out what gelatine is made of. When asked why she told me it was tree sap, Mom said she didn't want to ruin "the only good thing in your life back then".

At least i eat meat now. Curry = yumm..
(Sat 23rd Aug 2008, 20:07, More)