» My Greatest Regrets

This...
Well the thing i regret most is reading this question of the week. In the past i have thought myself a confident lover with no worries regarding erectile issues. However, after reading about the number of people who have stumbled upon these problems whilst in the midst of dirty sex with gorgeous girls has caused me to think...when is it my turn!!! Damn you people and your mini hang up's for now i live in fear of being with (input hot celebrity's name, possibly Cristina Aguilera, cause she looks filth) and me because i am bound to meet someone like that, being overcome with a major dose of the floppiness!!!

Thanks people!!
(Thu 12th Oct 2006, 10:41, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

Robbie Williams
Completely true, I promise.

Just over a month ago i was in Dubai visiting my sister whom is a journalist for a magazine that publishes events going on in dubai on a weekly basis (London has one and new york if you catch my drift). Whilst there Robbie himself would be performing and the whole city was going mental over the fact that the "pop god" himself was gracing them with his prescence.

However, one week before this magazine ran a story about him. As he hates jounalists, he refused to be interviewed. So the guy (James) doing the piece wrote his summary of Robbie. To be fair the guy was neither nasty or very praising of Robbie. It was a long piece and in it he mentions Robbie has sold 35million records worldwide and His most famous song is Angels. All pretty normal.

However the day comes when Robbie arrives at his hotel (can't remember the name), with his entourage of around 30 people and James and his editor are there. They greet him with a friendly handshake and he mutters something to his entourage and the guy starts laughing at the two Journalists. Robbie then walks off.

So James walks over to the bar they were at to pay their bill. However Robbie comes back and says to James' boss, "give this to James for me", giving him a piece of paper.

On it it says,

"James you are a cunt, I have sold 42million albums worldwide, as for good songs Rock DJ and Millenium to name but 2 more!"

Apparently he reads all articles about himself and takes them very seriously!!

They wanted to run an article with the piece of paper in it, but apparently it was a bit risky.

Then my sister and girlfriend went to see him perform and have declared their undying love to the complete twat!!!
(Fri 26th May 2006, 20:28, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Dyslexic kid
There was a guy at my sister's boyfriend's school called Tim. One day the teacher dubbed him 'Mit'.
(Tue 23rd May 2006, 22:45, More)

» Going Too Far

Same bloke again
A few months ago my gf split up with me. Whilst talking to him at my desk i mentioned something completely normal, but he replies for no reason whatsoever:-

"At least i've got a fucking girlfriend!"

I don't know why he has, the guys a cunt!!
(Fri 10th Nov 2006, 20:45, More)

» Going Too Far

Poor hand
A colleague of mine today expressed his sorrow for my colleagues boyfriend.

"He got dealt a shit hand. He's black and small!"
(Fri 10th Nov 2006, 20:37, More)