» Mugged

i was mugged
by a group of cups
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 16:30, More)

» Dentists

The worlds most stupid toothache
Not me but this american hed had toothache for a couple of days so decided to try his home made cure. Eat lots of ice-cream. After several days of brain freezes and constant agony in his mouth he decided to go to the dentists. One x-ray later it turns out he had a nail in his face. Thats right it turns out hed shot himself in the face with a nail gun and didnt even notice.

if your length's over 13 inches you die from lack of blood if you get an erection (true)
(Thu 2nd Nov 2006, 16:24, More)

» Awesome Sickies

By any chance could it be about sickies?
i once pulled a sickie by saying i was really tired and had a cold amazingly enough ten minutes in my comfy warm bed seemed to cure this mysterious ailment (illness for u retards)plus 1 free day off school. :)

also 1 time at about 2 minutes before i usually set off for school im about to have breakfests but wait there is a strange feeling in my stomach now my brain figured i was hungry so i said to my mother;
"mum my stomach hurts" she replied
"oh you poor dear you cant go to school like this you must stay off"

result 1 day off school for been hungry ;)
(Wed 14th Jun 2006, 20:33, More)