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I'm a stand-up comic
We're a bit dull socially as we tend to talk about ourselves quite a lot.
(Thu 27th Sep 2007, 11:12, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

i'm not very happy about this
This isn't mine, but "a friend swears it's true" etc - it's probably worth posting because of the utter living hell it suggests, even if it IS made up.

A bunch of mates are tripping on LSD. One climbs a tree and sits on the end of a steep branch. His mates below scatter as a random car crashes into the trunk, causing monkey-boy to slide down the branch so hard and fast the friction removes his jeans, underwear, and scrotal sac.

Monkey-boy sits atop the tree, tripping his mind out, holding his freed testes in his hand. I imagine sobbing.

And now the best bit...

His mates run off.
(Tue 18th Jul 2006, 11:57, More)