» The Weird Kid In Class

Too many to count
I'm at uni, I hope this counts.
Last year I lived in a mixed flat, 3 boys & 3 girls. All the boys were quite frankly freaks! There was one "professional" swimmer who shaved his entire body, fancied me despite him having a gf & me having a bf, borrowed my make-up to cover up where he hurt his nose on his goggles, & used every possible excuse to tell me abt his sex life. But the biggest weirdo was a self confessed Mole. He told us to call him this. He looked, rather unsurprisingly, like a mole. His back was hunched over, glasses over squinty eyes, the guy NEVER showered, he spent all day every day on his sodding computer playing World of Sodding Warcraft, his room smelt like a cess pit & it would literally make you want to throw up if you walked past it (we complained constantly & he claimed it was because his computer overheated, yeah right), plus he was completely socially retarded- would enter a room where us girlies were having chats about periods/first kisses/insert generic female conversation, & just stand there. Not contributing, just standing there, silently, watching. He freaked the crap out of us.
BUT this year is no better. One of the guys I live with is also socially retarded, does the same silent-standing thing. I think you've got to meet him to understand his weirdness...he reminds me of Gollum.
I have met far too many of this type of people in my life.
(Fri 19th Jan 2007, 14:36, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

No Regrets
A surprising amount of these (I wonder if that's significant),among others:
1) After much snogging with at time current bf, about to do the deed, he says "Where's your toilet?" I reply, "I don't think I can do this". He says "What, have sex or tell me where your loo is?" "Well, I can tell you where the loo is..."
2) At a garden party at my house, parents away, big crush on older brothers best mate. Said mate is about to leave, he looks at me poignantly & says "I can stay over if you like?". Cue my open-mouthed gawp at the flippantness of this usually shy, retiring bloke. Sensing my shock, he quickly backtracks with "Uh...I didn't...I didn't mean...not in that way obviously....". Of course
3) Not sex virginity: First date. Just left the cinema. He says "So, do you wanna give me head?" My repsonse "I'm sorry, you what now???"
Somehow I attract these men who think I'm a hoe!!! Only lost my virginity last year, still with him, love of my life
mwah Xyph
Ooh another,one of my friends went for a dirty weekend down in Southampton. She was a virgin, he was my brothers dirty man-whore of a flatmate (it was doomed from the beginning). About to do it, she brings it the solitary condom that I gave her in her Xmas card. Condom goes on, la la, it rips on her stupidly large golf-ball sized ring. Hahahahaha.
(Sun 29th Oct 2006, 21:26, More)

» Useless advice

ATM machine
Have u noticed that whenever u withdraw cash from a Barclays Bank ATM machine it says: "Would you like an advice slip?"

Which will say what exactly?

"We advise you stop taking out money"

...Gets me every time... :)
(Tue 24th Oct 2006, 13:13, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

All completely unrelated
1) Aragorn from Lord of the Rings- not Viggo, just Aragorn, that constantly damp hair & ragged clothing reeeally pushes my buttons. I even printed out pages of photos & hid them to secretly look at. He is about 50yrs old remember

2) Warrick AKA Gary Dourdan *drools* My whiter-than-white ginger bf always goes a bit funny when we sit down to watch CSI together

3) The voice of Dimitri in the 20th Century Fox cartoon version of Anastasia. Me & a mate find him completely irresistible. Found out it's John Cusack & was bitterly disappointed- Dimitri is just HOT

and *pop* =)
(Sun 1st Oct 2006, 18:56, More)