» I hurt my rude bits

Itchty Nads? not like this
Must of been a year or two back i remember me and my mate were doing some bulding work on my old house as a 'chore' for my dad, must have been 18/19 at the time. My mate stayed at mine one night and i woke up real early (im a bit of a early bird) around 7am and i thought it would be funny to get a nice tile sized piece of wall insulator (the nasty , itchty , fiberglass stuff) and rub it into his balls.

I lifted the bed cover and slipped the insulating into his boxers and proceeding rubbing it in nice and soft into his groin (no im not gay and no , i didnt enjoy doing this but the outcome was well worth it). He woke up n hour or so later and i heared a rather loud 'you son of a bitch , im gonna kill you!'

he ungratefully showed me his balls and they looked redder than a freshly washed pair of cherries. Poor Git must have used 3 tubs of SudoCrém in a week just to stop the itching.
(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 2:20, More)